Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, the laser has also proven useful in a variety of cosmetic applications. Today’s deal lets you reap the benefits of America’s favorite repurposed super-weapon: for $185, men and women get one of six cosmetic laser treatments (an up to $990 value) at Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center in Cantonsville. Call ahead to schedule your appointment and be prepared to provide your Groupon ID number.

Dr. William Dando and Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center’s team of certified and fully trained specialists and technicians will perform your choice of the following treatments:

• Advanced Teeth Whitening Systems: Turn your pearlies into back-up searchlights with two 20-minute teeth whitening sessions, which will use a blue laser light to comfortably boost even the most sensitive of teeth by 3–10 shades of white ($298 value).
• Any Two Skin Tightening Treatments: Smooth out small to medium wrinkles without the use of a trowel or clothespins with the help of a collagen-restoring laser (up to $800 value).
• Three Hair Removal Treatments: Women can clear the follicular clutter from: underarms, lower legs only, basic bikini line, upper lip, chin, sideburns and cheeks, neck (anterior or posterior), or feet and toes (up to $930 value).
• Three Hair Removal Treatments: Depilatories designed for humans and bigfeet alike. Choose from: top of shoulders, upper chest, upper or lower back, feet and toes, or face including beard (up to $990 value).
• Two Stretch Marks or Scar Reduction Treatments: Remove any physical signs that you either had a baby or lost a fight with a baby (up to $800 value, depending on the area and size).
• $600 Worth of Credit for SmartLipo: SmartLipo uses a laser to rupture fat cells while a surgeon drains the resulting oily liquid with a small incision, causing less swelling, bleeding, and bruising than traditional liposuction.

Outside of the types of treatment covered in this Groupon, Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center is also quite skilled at treating hemangioma, brown spots, and blue veins. They can also give massages (not with lasers, though) and perform injectible cosmetic treatments such as Botox, Radiesse, and Juvéderm. Latisse eyelash extension prescriptions are also available through Dr. Dando. If you’re feeling particularly generous, buy a Groupon as a gift and play the Goldfinger to your giftee’s James Bond.

Reviews

Though there are few online reviews, these Google Maps users give Baltimore Cosmetic and Laser Center a perfect five-star rating: > * The staff will help you have the most comfortable and pain-free treatment possible. – Amy, Google Maps > * …honestly they do the best work around. I’ve had multiple injections of filler and line remover from Dr. Dando, Laser from Carol for hair removal and skin tightening and am very satisfied. It’s nice to be able to feel comfortable receiving treatment from someone who you know will give you their full attention for your questions and concerns. – Andy, Google Maps

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