Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today’s Groupon to Bamboo Massage. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get one 60-minute full-body massage (up to a $60 value).
- For $55, you get two 60-minute full-body massages (up to a $120 value).
- For $100, you get four 60-minute full-body massages (up to a $240 value).<p>
Bamboo Massage’s licensed muscle maestro, Kevin Gravell, orchestrates head-to-toe massage symphonies composed to suit individual needs. Lime-green walls and dim lighting beckon relaxers to take respite atop a cushy massage bed, where the tissue tenderizers will knead backs, shoulders, and legs to melt stress, alleviate pain, and shoo away parrots from their natural shoulder habitats. Throughout each 60-minute treatment, skin can soak up hypoallergenic oils and lotions, which further assuage anxiety while hydrating parched dermal deserts. Additionally, clients can request that therapists incorporate fragrant essential oils, transforming the session into an aroma-therapeutic paradise and provoking noses to grow third nostrils.