What You'll Get
In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that will collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute, in-office DaVinci Teeth Whitening laser treatment at the Barcelona Clinical Spa and Salon in Fort Collins or at Pure MediSpa and Salon in Windsor (a $317 value).
In just one hour, the DaVinci Teeth Whitening System can deliver results that leave teeth up to 14-shades whiter. Once the signature whitening solution—an organic plant- and mineral-based gel made fresh for your treatment—is applied to your chompers, a specially designed LED laser light is used alongside the gel to grapple unruly biters into sparkling submission. Once the tonal transformation is complete, clients walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpass of their smile. The results can last for several years if mouthbones are properly maintained through careful dental hygiene and bribery of the Tooth Fairy. Call to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must complete paperwork prior to appointment. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.