What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s deal: for $35, you get two UV-free custom spray tans (a $70 value) at Bare Necessities Tanning Salon & Day Spa. With more than 25 years of combined experience on-staff, this locally owned, family-run salon has all the beds, sprays, and products to kick your skin into high contrast with white picket fences.
Time-crunched tanners can feed their dark side by breezing through the gentle mist of sunless tanning. Each 30-minute spray session—administered by the hand of a diligently trained Bare Necessities technician—provides nook-and-cranny detailing. Results can last up to seven to 10 days and can be optimized through the use of moisturizers, celestial camping trips, and iambic pentameter. Call ahead to make an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Subject to availability. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.