Pizza, much like the Earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Eat like a champion with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza, subs and more at Bari Pizzaria in Galloway.
Bringing together homemade tomato sauce and sicilian hand-tossed dough, Bari Pizzaria cooks up a menu of delicious discs generously covered with fresh toppings. Ready bellies for thin-crust, deep-dish, or stuffed pies with an order of styxhs ($6.25)—hand-twisted breadsticks stuffed with mozzarella and provolone, sprinkled with parmesan, and high-scoring in Scrabble. If Bari's signature pizza ($11.50 for 10") had a mouth, it would boast about its ability to bench its heavy load of meat toppings, including pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, and salami, while also humming beautiful arias to quiet growling bellies. All pizzas, including the Chicago-style deep-dish ($15.75 for 12") and stuffed pies ($13.50 for 12"), are smothered with a sauce of vine-ripened tomatoes and fresh basil, and coated with a thick layer of melted Wisconsin mozzarella and provolone cheeses. Those looking to diversify their edible geometry may opt for a freshly baked submarine sandwich, such as the traditional philly cheesesteak ($7.25 for 9") or the garden-looting veggie ($6.25 for 9").