What You'll Get
Children, who are born naked, must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's deal: for $20, you get $40 worth of children's apparel and accessories at Bark River Kids in Delafield. Featuring a wide range of baby and kids-up-to-age-10 clothes, Bark River Kids dresses children with casual chic and stokes imaginations with creative gifts. Organic products are among the offerings, along with unique, handmade items and gifts for moms, dads, and robot nannies. Envelop a baby princess with the cotton-cashmere Empire Sweater Set ($45), or turn your favorite nephew into a tiny pack mule with the Penguin Back Pack ($19.99). This Groupon is valid with the 15% new customer discount, making it an excellent tactical as well as strategic weapon in the fight against grape juice stains.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.