What You'll Get
A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's Groupon to make a clean getaway: for $6, you get one Bronze car wash at Barker Cypress Car Wash in Cypress (a $17.99 value).
The car crusaders at Barker Cypress Car Wash carefully scrub dirty roadsters, preparing them to grace highways with a clean presence and cleaner skid marks. During the Bronze wash, exteriors are marinated in a sudsy triple-foam wax, conditioner, and rust protector, and an underbody wash rids the buggy's belly of roadside residue and little white lies. The washers then towel dry the car’s chassis, and the interior is vacuumed and upgraded with an air freshener, which blocks unpleasant odors emanating from the auto’s musk tank and other naturally odiferous areas. After the pampering, your car will emerge glowing, refreshed, and ready to race down whichever proverbial road looks the most promising.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Additional charge for oversized vehicles. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.