Scientists assess toxic buildup in human bodies by measuring the density of heavy metals, environmental run-off, and blood cells shaped like skulls and crossbones. Banish Jolly Rogers from your body with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get an ionic foot cleansing at Baums Natural Foods (a $45 value). Choose from the following locations: Merrillville, Munster, or St. John, Indiana.

Baums Natural Foods assists customers in achieving whole health with a broad range of vitamins, natural products, and a wellness center where they can relax and tidy up their bodily living space. Remove toxins from the bottom up during a 30-minute ionic foot cleansing, as technicians immerse soles in a warm bath of water charged with negative and positive ions. The gentle current draws out toxins out through pedial pores, busting heavy metals and environmental detritus bent on slowing circulation, dampening energy levels, and hindering the body’s natural ability to transmit telegraph signals. Clients walk out on newly lightened tootsies and may notice decreased pain and inflammation in other body parts in the wake of the soak.