What You'll Get
The best gifts always come beautifully wrapped, from brand-new hamsters to slim, svelte body parts. Unwrap the latter with today’s Groupon to Bay Area Body Wraps in Mountain View. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get one lay-down mineral body wrap (a $129 value).
- For $145, you get three lay-down mineral body wraps (a $327 value).
Bay Area Body Wraps specializes in shaping and sculpting bodies with cleansing minerals and relaxing wraps. During the 90-minute lay-down mineral wrap, technicians ensconce customers in warm bandages soaked in a detoxifying mineral solution and a succubus's tears. A warm infrared blanket facilitates weight loss, and the wrap's blend of pressure and minerals quickly replaces tissue impurities with good minerals that would never end up in a prospector's pile labeled "trash." After technicians unwind the wrap, customers can cleanse themselves with wet and dry towels.
The spa is a warm and relaxing environment made pleasant by a friendly staff well-versed in all forms of secret handshakes. Before and after the treatment, one such staffer will take a series of 20 bodily measurements to gauge the results.
If you have any concern about a body wrap being right for you, please consult your doctor before purchasing today’s Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as gift for one lay-down mineral body wrap option. Limit 1/person for three lay-down mineral body wraps option. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Bay Area Body Spa
In a sunflower-colored sanctuary with welcoming, veranda-esque furniture, the beautifiers of Bay Area Body Spa tackle superficial imperfections with a diverse service menu. Slimming figures and reducing ticket-fares when traveling by suitcase is a specialty achieved by noninvasive body contouring and body wraps. Once bodies are molded into the desired shape, they can receive other upgrades including UV-free airbrush tanning, facials and waxing, and teeth-whitening treatments that makes teeth up to eight shades brighter in as little as 15 minutes.