The best gifts always come beautifully wrapped, from brand-new hamsters to slim, svelte body parts. Unwrap the latter with today’s Groupon to Bay Area Body Wraps in Mountain View. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get one lay-down mineral body wrap (a $129 value).
- For $145, you get three lay-down mineral body wraps (a $327 value).
Bay Area Body Wraps specializes in shaping and sculpting bodies with cleansing minerals and relaxing wraps. During the 90-minute lay-down mineral wrap, technicians ensconce customers in warm bandages soaked in a detoxifying mineral solution and a succubus's tears. A warm infrared blanket facilitates weight loss, and the wrap's blend of pressure and minerals quickly replaces tissue impurities with good minerals that would never end up in a prospector's pile labeled "trash." After technicians unwind the wrap, customers can cleanse themselves with wet and dry towels.
The spa is a warm and relaxing environment made pleasant by a friendly staff well-versed in all forms of secret handshakes. Before and after the treatment, one such staffer will take a series of 20 bodily measurements to gauge the results.
If you have any concern about a body wrap being right for you, please consult your doctor before purchasing today’s Groupon.
Bay Area Body Spa
In a sunflower-colored sanctuary with welcoming, veranda-esque furniture, the beautifiers of Bay Area Body Spa tackle superficial imperfections with a diverse service menu. Slimming figures and reducing ticket-fares when traveling by suitcase is a specialty achieved by noninvasive body contouring and body wraps. Once bodies are molded into the desired shape, they can receive other upgrades including UV-free airbrush tanning, facials and waxing, and teeth-whitening treatments that makes teeth up to eight shades brighter in as little as 15 minutes.