Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the varicose veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today's Groupon: for $119, you get two 20-minute VeinGogh spider-vein sessions at Bayshore Plastic Surgery (an $800 value).

Plastic surgeon Dr. Daniel Greenwald, at the helm of Bayshore Plastic Surgery, channels his twenty years of experience into delivering satisfying aesthetic results. Bayshore’s VeinGogh treatment reduces pesky dermal arachnids with little to no scarring and a conspicuous reduction of the bruising or swelling that often accompanies sclerotherapy, laser treatments, or hands-free go-karting. During the minimally invasive procedure, which is appropriate for most skin types, adroit technicians slip a hair-thin probe into the vein, where a high-frequency current degrades its walls and minimizes its appearance. Sporting a newly unmarred epidermal tableau, clients can seamlessly camouflage into younger-skinned crowds and finally plot accurate maps of Iceland on their skin without visual interruption.