If cars matured like humans, they would gradually mature enough to bathe their own bodies, floss their own grilles, and graduate to eating solid road kill. Coddle dependent coupes with today's Groupon from B&B Custom Mobile Detailing. Choose between the following options:
- For $69, you get a mobile interior detail (a $70 value), wash, and wax for a car (a $154.90 total value).
- For $89, you get a mobile interior detail (up to a $100 value), wash, and wax for an SUV or truck (up to a $184.90 total value).
B&B Custom Mobile Detailing's on-the-go operatives scrub and shine automobiles moored within and up to 15 miles outside of Interstate 270. During the interior detail, technicians cleanse vehicle upholstery, vents, and carpeting before dressing surfaces such as plush seats, vinyl, and leather in vestments worthy of Cadillac cotillions. A thorough steam treatment freshens floor follicles, and a window washing wicks away vision-blocking residue. Following an exterior wash (a $24.95 value) and hand wax (a $59.95 value), cars can confidently roam the roadways with surfaces unsullied by street scum and inkblots resembling William Jennings Bryan. In the event of inclement weather, automobiles must be driven to B&B’s home base, where they receive all the same pampering treatments in indoor comfort. Customers who would prefer to present autos with detailing packages at the B&B location can also opt for drop-off rather than mobile service.