The self-driving car is still a dream of the future, as scientists are stuck on teaching a Speak & Spell how to showcase proper hand signals and screech decimals during spontaneous bouts of road rage. Enlist the clear-headed aid of an organic operator with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-year membership (a $25 value) and $25 toward personal-driver services from BeMyDD (a $50 total value). Though today's Groupon can be applied toward service, customers are responsible for tolls, gas, parking, extra-large slushies, and other expenses incurred during a reservation.
BeMyDD's trustworthy motorists drive clients' cars for them, providing designated- and personal-driving services on demand. The vehicle pilots can be employed for an entire evening's festivities as designated drivers captain customers' cars to and from libation stations and keep 8-track player grooving in between ($12.50–$15/hour depending on location). Alternately, the personal-driving service bestows safe passage to doctors’ offices, stores, and any number of possible destinations ($12.50–$15/hour depending on location).
Call in for a remote retrieval with an on-location car pickup service, during which a driving duo will escort clients and their vehicles to their next stop or home ($25 for pick up plus mileage). BeMyDD's online mathematician formulates costs for the different services based on zip code. Every BeMyDD driver comes extensively vetted and dressed in at least a collared shirt and platform shoes with goldfish in the heels.
BeMyDD generally requires a three-hour minimum for the designated driver and personal-driver services, but the time minimum is waived for the $25 Groupon credit.