What You'll Get
To make the body produce adrenaline, people usually must kick a bouncer in the chin, juggle soldering irons, or trap wild animals underneath wet newspaper. Find a more comfortable way to excite cellular infrastructure with today’s Groupon to Beastockcardriver.com. Choose between two NASCAR racing experiences:
- For $62, you get the Hot Laps experience (a $125 value).
- For $169, you get the Compete experience (a $349 value).
This Groupon is valid for racing experiences held at the following NASCAR–sanctioned tracks:
- Greenville Pickens Speedway—Easly, South Carolina
- Langley Speedway—Hampton, Virginia
- Hickory Motor Speedway—Newton, North Carolina
- Plymouth Speedway—Plymouth, Indiana
Beastockcardriver.com puts everyday folks behind the wheel of a real NASCAR stock car and teaches them how to write their names in big looping letters of burnt rubber. Your amped-up adventure begins when you register in a Compete experience. After a tutorial crammed with the know-how needed to go full-throttle, you'll slip into a personalized take-home racing suit and mask and hop into a 720-horsepower NASCAR Sprint Cup car with a professional driver. After five laps in the passenger seat, you'll take the wheel for 30 shrieking laps of bone-buzzing, face-squishing speed.
As part of the Compete experience, instructors assess each participant and invite back the worthy to drive in future classes. The whittling-down of raw driving material culminates in the Grand Final, with the winner earning a full season of racing in the 2012 NASCAR Late Model Series, a one-year management program that progresses the driver through the ranks of stock-car racing, and a trophy of Jeff Gordon posing as Icarus.
For drivers looking to live out their fantasies in more bite-size sprints, Beastockcardriver.com whips together tinier track tricks during its shorter excursions. Hot Laps plants aspiring speedsters in the passenger seat of a 2010 NASCAR Chevrolet Impala while a professional tire-squealer careens them around the track at race speed for 10 laps.
Hot Laps participants must be at least 14 years old. Compete participants must be at least 16 years old and hold a valid driver's license.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy more as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation req'd.; subject to availability. Must be 16 or older w/valid drivers license. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.