The Hamburglar started out as a hand burglar, but he soon found that unkempt appendages could not be sold on the black market, even on the dollar menu. Offer up a side of manicured fingers with each handshake with the help of today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a spa mani-pedi (a $60 value) at Beach Hut – Nails With A Tropical Twist!, located in downtown Pewaukee.
Within Beach Hut's friendly confines, hand and foot flippers that have seen better waves are coddled until they're as happy as ducks in a leisure pool. Pampering begins with a cut, file, and buff of each finger and toe hat, then Beach Hut's talented nail technician oils each digit and laves unsightly cuticles using detail-oriented eyes that were donated by a once-four-eyed cheetah. A soothing pomegranate and lime mask and warm-towel treatment for hands and feet extract impurities and stress, and an included hand massage with lotion and an exfoliating foot scrub with sea kelp and aloe vera ensure that phalange docks are smooth so that they don't scuff their new shade of polish.
Aqua Nail Studio
Beneath vaulted ceilings and chandeliers, Aqua Nail Studio's resident nail pro toils over talons, shaping digits and treating paws to hydrating paraffin waxes. During manicures and pedicures, she softens skin with aloe vera and coats nails in chip-resistant polish. A pair of neighboring spa pedicure stations allow friends or rival concert pianists to be polished in tandem.