In addition to disguising dermal discoloration, airbrush tanning enables its recipients to more easily hide in mocha lattes and eavesdrop on coworkers' incriminating morning conversations. Douse yourself in sweet camouflage with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an in-studio, full-body airbrush tan at Beach Tans (a $30 value) in Steiner Ranch.
The friendly staff at Beach Tans nourishes a blossoming clientele with safe, sans-sun tanning services that convert ghost-white bodies into coppered organ empires. The team utilizes the Fake Bake line, which contains botanically extracted ingredients and no preservatives. Unlike soulless walk-in spray booths that often cause orange streaks and plaid attitudes, warm-blooded technicians evenly spray the tanning solution during sessions at Beach Tans, ensuring hues as balanced as a teeter-totter occupied by clones. With proper skin preparation and maintenance before and after application, tans can last 7–10 days.