What You'll Get
Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon at Beachwood Hair Clinic located on Orange Place. Choose between the following options:
- For $275, you get a Precision hair and scalp comb, evaluation, and a 30–60-day nutritional supplement (a $737 total value).
- For $1,750, you get 12 months of Precision-laser therapy and a hair and scalp evaluation (a $3,650 total value).
The experienced laser-wielding staff at Beachwood Hair Clinic encourage shy follicles to sprout proudly on barren scalps through FDA-approved hair-restoration services. After a hair-and-scalp evaluation with digital images ($150), Precision Laser Therapy takes clients on a 12-month hair-conjuring marathon that dedicates around 40 sessions to returning stunted hair to a normal growth cycle ($3,500). During the approximately one-hour sessions, soulful wavelengths of red and infrared lights serenade follicles under the scalp so they may rise like garden hoses during snake-charmer songs. A year's worth of treatments aims to strengthen scrawny hairdos into filled-out coifs.
Those who opt for the Precision-hair-and-scalp-comb option will also undergo an evaluation wherein a professional cosmetic specialist will examine the extent of hair loss, choreograph a sequence of treatments ($150), and prescribe a 30–60 day nutritional supplement ($42). Clients are then sent home with a vibrating comb that massages the scalp to increase blood flow and a laser comb that stimulates cell metabolism for a thicker and healthier mane after several months of use ($545). Regardless of the therapy chosen, Beachwood Hair Clinic’s laser services works diligently to restore hair to its former glory without harmful chemicals, drugs, or foul-smelling fertilizers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. For Laser Therapy option, must activate Groupon by 7/4/11, Groupon expires 1 year from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Extra fee for upgrades. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Precision Hair and Scalp comb should not be used by anyone with electric appliances on or in the body, such as a pacemaker. Should not be used if pregnant. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beachwood Hair Clinic
Armed with the Europro IPL Record 618 system, Beachwood Hair Clinic’s certified laser technicians polish away hairs, veins, and signs of aging from the body’s chassis. Beachwood Hair Clinic also tends to physiques with acne and vein-vanishing treatments as well as the laser-less Awaken Bio-Lift treatment, which releases mild electrical currents across visages to help firm and tighten skin.