What You'll Get
To make the body produce adrenaline, people usually must kick a cop in the chin, juggle soldering irons, or trap wild animals underneath wet newspaper. Today’s Groupon gives you a more comfortable way to excite your cellular infrastructure: for $169, you get to learn how to drive a NASCAR stock car (a $349 value) through Beastockcardriver.com. This Groupon is valid for classes held at the following NASCAR-sanctioned tracks:
- Concord Motorsports Park—Concord, North Carolina
- Langley Speedway—Langley, Virginia
- Greenville Pickens Speedway—Greenville, South Carolina
- Hickory Motor Speedway—Hickory, North Carolina
Beastockcardriver.com puts everyday folks behind the wheel of a real NASCAR stock car and teaches them how to write their names in big looping letters of burnt rubber. Your amped-up adventure begins when you register in a Round 1 Experience, held February through June of 2011. There, you’ll receive a welcome packet and a track tutorial that includes a tour of the track and detailed classroom instruction regarding safety, racing technique, pit procedure, and the metaphysical effects of time-travel during unusually fast races. Armed with the know-how needed to go full-throttle, you’ll hop into a 720-horsepower NASCAR Sprint Cup car with a professional driver. After five laps in the passenger seat, you’ll take the wheel for 30 shrieking laps of bone-buzzing, face-squishing speed. At the end of the day, strut home with a personalized race suit, mask, swag bag, and visibly thicker chest hair. Meals will be provided.
For drivers looking to live out their fantasy for more than a day, the Round 1 Experience features a competitive aspect as well. Instructors assess each participant, and those deemed worthy are invited back to drive in future classes. The whittling-down of raw driving material culminates in the Grand Final at Atlanta Motor Speedway, with the winner earning a full season of racing in the 2012 ASA Late Model Series and a one-year management program to progress through the ranks of stock-car racing. Book your class today and take a shot at racing fame and fortune, as well as discovering the identity of the mysterious Racer X.
Must be at least 16 years old, with valid driver’s license.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only at listed locations. Reservation required. Must be at least 16 & have valid driver's license. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.