To make the body produce adrenaline, people usually must kick a bouncer in the chin, juggle soldering irons, or trap wild animals underneath wet newspaper. Find a more comfortable way to excite cellular infrastructure with today’s Groupon to Beastockcardriver.com. Choose between two NASCAR racing experiences:
For $169, you get to race in Round 1 of the Compete experience (a $349 value).
For $62, you get the Hot Laps experience (a $125 value).
This Groupon is valid for racing experiences held at the following NASCAR-sanctioned tracks:
- Greenville Pickens Speedway—Easly, South Carolina
- Langley Speedway—Hampton, Virginia
- Hickory Motor Speedway—Newton, North Carolina
- Plymouth Speedway—Plymouth, Indiana
- Bristol Motor Speedway—Bristol, Tennessee (Hot Laps option only)
Beastockcardriver.com puts everyday folks behind the wheel of a real NASCAR stock car and teaches them how to write their names in big looping letters of burnt rubber. Amped-up adventures begin with registration in a Compete experience. After a tutorial crammed with the know-how needed to go full-throttle, you’ll slip into a personalized take-home racing suit and mask and hop into a 600-horsepower NASCAR Sprint Cup car with a professional driver. After five laps in the passenger seat, you’ll take the wheel for 30 shrieking laps of bone-buzzing, face-squishing speed.
As part of the Compete experience, instructors assess each participant and invite back the worthy to drive in future classes. The whittling-down of raw driving material culminates in a final race, with the winner earning a full season of racing in the 2012 NASCAR Late Model Series, a one-year management program that progresses the driver through the ranks of stock-car racing, and a trophy of Jeff Gordon posing as Icarus.
For drivers looking to live out their fantasies in more bite-size sprints, Beastockcardriver.com whips together tinier track tricks during its shorter excursions. Hot Laps plants aspiring speedsters in the passenger seat of a 2010 NASCAR Chevrolet Impala while a professional tire-squealer careens them around the track at race speed for 10 laps.