What You'll Get
To make the body produce adrenaline, people usually must kick a bouncer in the chin, juggle soldering irons, or trap wild animals underneath wet newspaper. Find a more comfortable way to excite cellular infrastructure with today’s Groupon to Beastockcardriver.com. Choose between two NASCAR racing experiences:
For $169, you get to race in Round 1 of the Compete experience (a $349 value).
For $62, you get the Hot Laps experience (a $125 value).
This Groupon is valid for racing experiences held at the following NASCAR-sanctioned tracks:
- Greenville Pickens Speedway—Easly, South Carolina
- Langley Speedway—Hampton, Virginia
- Hickory Motor Speedway—Newton, North Carolina
- Plymouth Speedway—Plymouth, Indiana
- Bristol Motor Speedway—Bristol, Tennessee (Hot Laps option only)
Beastockcardriver.com puts everyday folks behind the wheel of a real NASCAR stock car and teaches them how to write their names in big looping letters of burnt rubber. Amped-up adventures begin with registration in a Compete experience. After a tutorial crammed with the know-how needed to go full-throttle, you’ll slip into a personalized take-home racing suit and mask and hop into a 600-horsepower NASCAR Sprint Cup car with a professional driver. After five laps in the passenger seat, you’ll take the wheel for 30 shrieking laps of bone-buzzing, face-squishing speed.
As part of the Compete experience, instructors assess each participant and invite back the worthy to drive in future classes. The whittling-down of raw driving material culminates in a final race, with the winner earning a full season of racing in the 2012 NASCAR Late Model Series, a one-year management program that progresses the driver through the ranks of stock-car racing, and a trophy of Jeff Gordon posing as Icarus.
For drivers looking to live out their fantasies in more bite-size sprints, Beastockcardriver.com whips together tinier track tricks during its shorter excursions. Hot Laps plants aspiring speedsters in the passenger seat of a 2010 NASCAR Chevrolet Impala while a professional tire-squealer careens them around the track at race speed for 10 laps.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for opt purchased. Terms and conditions. Must be 16 or older with valid drivers license for compete experience opt. Must be 14 or older for hot laps opt. Valid only at listed locations. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.