What You'll Get
To make the body produce adrenaline, people usually must kick a bouncer in the chin, juggle soldering irons, or trap wild animals underneath wet newspaper. Find a more comfortable way to excite cellular infrastructure with today’s Groupon to Beastockcardriver.com. Choose between two stock-car racing experiences:
This Groupon is valid for racing experiences held at 23 locations.
Beastockcardriver.com puts everyday folks across the United States behind the wheel of a real stock car, teaching them how to write their names in big looping letters of burnt rubber as they navigate the laws of momentum. The Hot Laps experience plants aspiring speedsters in the passenger seat of a 2010 Chevrolet Impala as a professional tire-squealer careens them around the track at race speed for 10 laps while producing awesome sound effects.
Meanwhile, after a tutorial crammed with the know-how needed to go full throttle during the Rookie experience, racers looking for something more hands-on will slip into a personalized racing suit and mask and hop into a 600-horsepower stock car with a professional driver. After five laps belting sing-alongs in the passenger seat, speed demons take the wheel for 30 shrieking laps of bone-buzzing, face-squishing speed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Must 16 or older with valid driver's license. Valid only at listed locations. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.