For centuries, the only way to unclog one’s facial pores was to suffer the unwanted ink stains and suction-cup hickeys of kissing a giant squid. Eschew tentacle treatments with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get a one-hour Signature facial and one-hour massage ($135 value) at Beautiful Skincare and Massage, located inside Selah Day Spa in Rocklin.

Beautiful Skincare and Massage pairs the tension-releasing benefits of therapeutic massage with the cleansing power of a facial. Pit professional face-bathing against stubborn skin toxins, minus the illegal betting, with the spa's Signature facial (a $70 value), during which a certified aesthetician customizes every aspect of the treatment to address normal, sensitive, or acned skin. Over the course of 60 minutes, pore grime will be banished from the premises with a gentle, deep cleanse and exfoliation, followed by a mask and moisturizer as the aesthetician massages the neck and shoulders.

Afterward, patrons will flip over for an additional hour of muscle-kneading massage (a $65 value) that releases the body's stress, tension, and homing pigeons while improving circulation. A gentle Swedish massage will leave comfort-seekers relaxed and rejuvenated, and a heavier-handed deep-tissue massage will evict more subterranean pockets of pain, increasing joint movement and significantly boosting the natural production of grooviness.

Unlike hydrogen, visits can be split into two without fear of igniting the ozone, or patrons can spend the full two hours all at once getting pampered like a newborn rock star. Beautiful Skincare's waiting and massage rooms invite customers to relax like French nobility in an elegant, intimate space that conjures images of Louis XIV and his famous line of skincare products. Please call ahead to schedule your appointment.