What You'll Get
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun’s natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth’s original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today’s Groupon to Beautiful Tans in Johnson City. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get one month of unlimited tanning (a $45 value).
- For $25, you get two spray tans (a $51.90 value).
Beautiful Tans’ den of beds and coterie of experienced spray technicians keep clients looking their bronziest with extensive tanning. With unlimited tanning for one month, tanners can eschew the scalding sands and judgmental seagulls at the beach in favor of a SonnenBraune Wolff bed or SonnenBraune Diva standup bed whose Cosmolux lamps darken skin in 20- or 9-minute increments, respectively. Alternatively, customers can renounce the sun and all its rays with two spray tans. Corporeal painters apply the hue by hand, airbrushing epidermises to ensure coverage that comes out more evenly than applying self-tanners or skipping through a spray-tan sprinkler.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 7/18/12, unlimited tanning option expires 1 month from activation date. Must redeem spray tans in full by 7/18/12. Valid only for option purchased. Unlimited tanning valid only for 20 minute SonnenBraune Wolf beds or the 9 minute Diva stand-up. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.