Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $400, you get four Lipo-Ex treatments at Beautiful You (up to a $1,200 value), located in the Baptist Health Medical Center campus. This Groupon is redeemable for the face and neck ($800 for four treatments), arms ($1,200 for four treatments), thighs (front or back, $1,200 for four treatments), lower abdomen ($1,200 for four treatments), or gynecomastia ($1,200 for four treatments) but can be used toward an upgrade for a larger body area.

Beautiful You sculpts sleeker silhouettes with modern fat-shucking technology. A noninvasive procedure, Lipo-Ex expels unwanted fat in small, concentrated areas, helping to smooth and slim pudgy skin. The slimming session begins with a cream application administered by one of Beautiful You's trained professionals, who then whispers sweet nothings into a handheld device before using it to coax couch-sitting fat cells out of their cutaneous hiding spots. The procedure packs no downtime, so sessions can be penciled into any tight schedule or secret space agenda. A complete Lipo-Ex transformation comes to fruition through eight weekly procedures, so slim-seekers can buy two Groupons to achieve a trimmer fighting stance.