What You'll Get
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three Endermologie cellulite treatments (a $300 value) at Beautologie Cosmetic Surgery & Laser Center on Commerce Drive.
Inside an ultramodern facility stolen from the future, Beautologie boils beauty down to a science, serving up cosmetic procedures that foster positive attitudes and approving mirror reflections. During a non-invasive Endermologie treatment, a well-trained therapist vanquishes rogue fat deposits via a handheld machine that's rolled across the skin, eliminating toxins, sparking collagen production, and giving lumpy flesh a smooth makeover. Today's Groupon grants you a trio of cellulite-slaying treatments; most clients require six to eight sessions before noticing results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or session is forfeited. Must be 18 or older or have parental consent. New patients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.