What You'll Get
Muscles are held captive in their carnal shells, forced to perform every hamstring squat or back bend until they retaliate in a fury of spasms and impromptu limbo moves. Avoid a muscle mutiny with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a personalized massage at Beauty & Soul Salon/Day Spa in Altoona (a $70 value).
The massage therapists at Beauty & Soul Salon/Day Spa work through muscle kinks and knead out stress with personalized attention. Upon arrival, customers fill out a short questionnaire regarding their health, stress levels, and tickle max factor, allowing the massage therapist to design a custom mollycoddle.
The one-hour relaxathon can incorporate various massage techniques, such as a light-touch Swedish––which improves circulation by focusing on the top layer of the meat suit––or an invigorating deep-tissue dive––which delves deep into back chasms and spasms to release pain and rescue trapped chinchillas using long, focused strokes. Other treatment tidbits in the personalized plan can include a foray into the ancient art of foot-and-hand reflexology, an athletic sports massage that targets injury-prone areas of the bone box, or a trigger-point massage that releases back knots before retying them into fancy bows.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. By appointment only. Not valid toward products. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beauty and Soul Salon/Day Spa
The licensed technicians at Beauty and Soul Salon/Day Spa help guests to relax and renew with an extensive menu of hair, nail, body, and skincare treatments. Harnessing high-end products such as Moroccanoil, Biolage, and Kenra, stylists expertly overhaul lackluster ‘dos with haircuts and coloring services or reverse the damaging effects of wind, winter, and taking morning jogs across paintball fields. When clients aren’t having their nails painted or unwanted hair waxed away, aestheticians ease signs of age and tiredness with facials, microdermabrasion treatments, and chemical peels. Staff members also detoxify and pamper entire physiques with seaweed wraps and stress-busting custom and hot-stone massages.