Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to Beauty and Youth Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $129, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on small areas (a $780 value).
• For $189, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on medium areas (a $1,500 value).
• For $359, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on large areas (a $2,400 value).
For $999, you get six full-body laser hair-removal sessions, or one year of unlimited laser hair-removal sessions on three small and two medium areas (a $6,600 value).

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The professionals at the full-service Beauty and Youth Spa level follicle forests with Cynosure laser systems designed to leave skin hair-free while maintaining optimal client comfort. Under a doctor's supervision, epidermal experts shepherd hairs off the skin with gentle sizzles from focused energy beams. The laser emits pulses of energy into the hair follicle that help to prevent re-growth, saving clients the future trouble of plucking, waxing, or shaving a genie's beard as payment for magically permanent smoothness. Satisfied clients report very little discomfort and no downtime.