While male birds utilize their bright feathers to attract females, female birds use theirs to look good and write calligraphied rejections to overzealous suitors. Take a page from the elegant notebook of a majestic creature with today’s Groupon to Beauty Mi Amour Salon and Day Spa in Mission. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get four medium-sized feather hair extensions (a $40 value).
• For $25, you get $50 worth of hair services.
• For $28, you get six medium-sized feather hair extensions (a $60 value).

Beauty Mi Amour Salon and Day Spa’s expert stylists work to add colorful pizzazz to follicular forests with hair feather extensions that blend in seamlessly. During a preprocedure consultation, one of these seasoned gurus will help clients pick out their feathers, which come in a variety of colors and designs. The medium-sized quality rooster feathers included with this deal range in lengths of 7–9 inches, although guests can upgrade to longer feathers for an additional fee. They’ll twist prismatic plumes into manes during a quick installation procedure that concludes in 5–10 minutes, leaving heads with a vibrant daub of chromaticity and an added advantage in tickling competitions. Feathers may last up to two months and can withstand the daily hair routines of washing, curling, and mohawking. Alternatively, opt for a cut, color, style, or other hair services. Clients can also take an added 30% off additional feathers purchased on the day of redemption

A two-story oasis of relaxation awaits guests with services administered in private rooms and styling suites for a disruption-free excursion. Clients sip upon complimentary tea and coffee while perusing news and celebrity-toupee gossip via free WiFi.