Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that a dinosaur lives inside them. Refurbish your bodily fortress with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 toward medical cosmetic treatment at Beauty Park in Santa Monica.
Beauty Park's experienced staff of doctors, nurses, and physician's assistants expertly resurface, tone, and tighten skin with professional-strength cosmetic treatments in a relaxing med-spa setting. Diminish blemishes, acne, skin discoloration, and overly clinging children with one of four facial peels ($80–$725) or one of six medical facials ($50–$225). Undesirable fuzz hitchhikes away with laser hair-removal treatments, which pulse an Alma Soprano XL laser over unwanted strands, targeting hair shafts and minimizing the frequency of regrowth ($40–$360). Multiple treatments may be recommended for optimal results. The skilled staff melds UV phototherapy and Pixel laser treatment to restore pigmentation and help fade the appearance of stretch marks ($200–$350/area) and mysterious treasure-map-shaped birthmarks. Guests can allow Beauty Park's soft lighting and fresh flowers to relax their nerves as carefully trained staff relax facial muscles with Botox ($12/unit), smoothing unwanted fine lines, crow's feet, and newt's knees, or improve their face's tone and texture with an AFT photofacial ($240).
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