The first human haircut was given to a hypocritical, shaggy-haired farmer as retribution from his newly shorn sheep. Reap the benefits of justice with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $60 worth of salon and spa services at Beaux Cheveux Salon + Spa + Boutique.

Beaux Cheveux's stylists vivify fingers and toes, soothe scalps, and shape head tufts with dedication and care. The beauty salon's selection of hair services ranges from a simple shampoo, condition, and cut ($20+) to a deep-conditioning treatment ($20+) for dehydrated follicles. Highlighting ($40+) brightens sulking tresses, and neophytes ease into coloring with the temporary shading of Beaux Cheveux's glazing ($30+). Necks lean back for crickless shampoo sessions in the salon's Yume chair, which greets clients with gelled neck and head cushions, a customizable reclining bed, and robotic high-fiving armrests. Lasting 30–60 minutes, the Yume treatment ($50–$75), begins with a duet of modern Japanese music and a babbling fountain in a private room. A thorough shampoo cleanses hair, and a deep massage for the shoulders, neck, head, scalp, hands, and feet destresses a plethora of reclined muscles.

Digits that refuse to share pampering may opt for the Ultimate Shellac Manicure ($30) or pedicure ($50–$55), a combination of multichromatic polishes, paraffin-wax dips, and shadow-puppet lessons that leave depleted hands and feet energized. Beaux Cheveux also offers eyebrow shaping ($15+), lip waxing ($7+), and lash/brow tinting (25+) perfect for concealing stares at comely passersby.