Children who are born naked must be immediately swaddled to prevent their "new baby" smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's deal: for $15, you get $30 worth of children's clothing and accessories at Bebe Reese & Co., located in The Mall of Louisiana.
Bebe Reese outfits stylish juveniles from 3 months to 12 years old in dapper duds, fashionable frocks, and chic accessories. Help tots emulate Dad in ways other than competitive hot-dog eating by garbing them in a work shirt ($37.50). Complete the look with vintage threaded yellow shorts ($37.50) and a grey news-boy hat ($32.50). Aspirant princesses enact fairy-tale dream sequences in couture-style gowns such as the dust-toned hope dress ($124) and the monogrammable pink sleeveless frock ($28, $8 for monogramming). Meanwhile, poncho towels ($20) dry waterlogged youngsters while costuming them as aqueous frogs, mermaids, and lobsters, a wise preparation for our inevitable Waterworld future.