What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package at Beech Grove Chiropractic (up to a $285 total value). The package includes:
- An initial consultation (a $50 value)
- A chiropractic exam (a $95 value)
- X-rays, if needed (up to an $80 value)
- A one-hour massage (a $60 value)<p>
Beech Grove Chiropractic’s licensed spine-wrangler and Doctor of Chiropractic Richard James kicks off one-hour exams with an initial consultation, during which patients voice any complaints or concerns about their skeletal state of affairs. Dr. James then administers a series of tests designed to measure neurological responses, reflexes, and the ability to recite the state mottos. If necessary, the doctor will take a series of x-rays, affording further insight as to the cause of mysterious aches and pains. The one-hour massage then focuses on problem areas, ironing out any kinks, wrinkles, and knots from muscles. Exams are conducted in English, Spanish, and Elvish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. No x-rays will be given unless there is prior observable clinical need for it to avoid needless health hazards associated with ionizing radiation. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beech Grove Chiropractic
Fluent in both Spanish and English, Dr. Richard James uses his multi-lingual skills to reach a broader base of crooked spines. He manually adjusts backs, provides massage therapy to calm unruly muscles, and dispenses customized nutritional programs for patients looking to eat healthier meals or only foods that begin with the letter B. His treatment plans also consists of vibration therapy and corrective exercises.