Early humans believed hair was actually the tentacles of an octopus living inside their skulls—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proven it's technically a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a wash, cut, and style from The Beehive Salon in Islip (up to a $65 value).

The experienced stylists invigorate crestfallen coifs to produce high-style, low-maintenance cuts for men, women, teens, and kids. The mane muses put their expertise to work on tresses, washing and pruning follicle forests, and styling hair into your choice of coiffure with a beautifying blow out or a deep-conditioning treatment. Should you wish to enhance your haircare with extra services or superpower-granting mutant hairspray, upgrades are available for additional cost.

All of the products used at Beehive, from companies such as Unite, Jessicurl, and Kera Green, are organic, not tested on animals, and SLS-free, leaving locks feeling pampered, healthy, and at peace with the universe. The wood floors and warm colors of Beehive provide a comfortable and chic environment conducive to easing frazzled follicles and glamorizing downtrodden ‘dos.