Welcoming a new baby into the family is one of life's greatest joys, second only to welcoming an independently wealthy new baby into the family. Prepare for unborn bundles with today's Groupon from Beginnings Baby Store. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get $100 worth of baby apparel, toys, and accessories. This deal is valid in-store or online.
• For $99, you get a Parenting 101 class for two (a $225 value).

Beginnings Baby Store preps soon-to-be parents for stork deliveries with snuggle-worthy swaddlings, baby-sized bedding, and informational parenting classes. Clients can acclimate future acrobats to new heights with the elevated assistance of Phil and Ted’s Me Too hook-on high chair ($49.99) or get a head start on clown-college applications with the primate-taming experience afforded by the Tiny Love Gymini Monkey Island ($64). Lighting nurseries with the glow of a starry night sky, such as the constellation projections of the Cloud B Twilight Turtle Nitelight ($29.95), sends baby calmly to sleep and reduces the risk of boogeymen infestations by 70%. Cotton onesies ($17–$19) protect limbs from pea-purée fallout while keeping tots nattily attired.

Parents seeking prenewborn guidance can enroll in the Parenting 101 class, where instructors help students suss out the distinction between distress and diaper-change demands, learn to navigate the intricacies of hospital deliveries, and thrive in postpartum life. Feeding, burping, and sleeping basics are also covered during class, accompanied by demonstrations and a live barbershop quartet when possible. Please call Beginnings Baby Store for the latest tentative class schedule.