What You'll Get
Human hair, although made from the same material as whale baleen, is useless for ensnaring a meal of tiny shrimps. Style hair practically with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of hair services at Bella Bliss Salon in Beaverton.
Bella Bliss Salon specializes in hair colors and precision cuts, trussing tresses into face-flattering styles and dousing strands with countenance-complimenting chroma. Experienced stylists use their years of training to lavish locks with women's haircuts, which include a complimentary consultation, soothing shampoo, and styling ($45–$55), and sleekify strands with a blowout, allowing heroic clients to hair lasso arch nemeses ($25 and up). Follicle beautifiers can get an all-over, single-process color ($65), flip partial highlights casually ($95 and up), or channel a grand dame with a mane in a full updo to distinguish themselves at a monster-truck rally ($45 and up). The salon's hot-pink walls, mod styling, and flat-screen TVs offer a chic place to sip on complimentary cold drinks, catch up on the latest shows, and discuss whether or not cold dark matter is truly composed of neutralinos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/ person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid toward products. Valid only for the following stylists: Renee Schultz, Claudia Nguyen, Nancy Gonzalez, Karri Sciarrino, or Amy Larimore. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.