If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two hours of home cleaning from Bella Casa Cleaning Services (a $198 value).
Bella Casa Cleaning Services' licensed and insured team of cave cleansers works to purify clients' homes with individualized cleaning services and an arsenal of quality cleaning products. The staff of abode bathers begins each household dirt extermination by wiping kitchen cabinetry and polishing countertops before scouring sinks and polishing stainless-steel fixtures. All household foot highways will receive a proper vacuuming, mopping, or scrubbing to ensure optimum cleanliness and efficiency during tube-sock-sliding contests. The grime antagonists will relieve all walls, air vents, and windowsills of accumulated dust layers, so kids can play hide-and-go-seek the way it was meant to be played—sneeze free. Bella Casa Cleaning Services will make any beds if homeowners leave out fresh linens, and they will also treat laundry rooms and bathrooms with green cleaning products designed to clean domesticated fixtures with the same substances that feral appliances use to bathe in the wild.