The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to The Spa at Bella Collina in Montverde. Choose between the following options:
- For $119, you get a side-by-side couples perfect romance treatment (a $240 value) that includes:
- Two 60-minute Swedish relaxation massages with aromatherapy
- A 30-minute therapy soak in two copper bathing vessels<p>
- For $118, you get a spa package (a total $235 value) that includes:
- ZO skin-health treatment by Dr. Obagi
- One-hour Swedish massage
- Paraffin hand treatment
- Glass of red or white wine<p>
The Spa at Bella Collina’s personalized treatments rejuvenate clients in a private retreat nestled in the rolling hills near Lake Siena. Before their treatments, clients can relax in the secluded spa courtyard before changing in a private locker room. Twosomes then lie down on side-by-side massage tables overlooking the picturesque landscapes of Bella Collina as two massage therapists relieve muscle aches by following Busby Berkeley’s famous synchronized kneading sequence during one-hour Swedish relaxation massages. After the massage, lovebirds immerse their newly limber wings in two deep, hammered-copper bathing tubs with rubber duckies programmed to recite Petrarch.
The ZO skin-health treatment fights gravity’s evil wrath with near-pharmaceutical-grade antioxidants and hydroxy acids designed to rout skin discoloration, blemishes, and fine lines. Throughout the one-hour service, hands soak in a hydrating mask as aestheticians polish the face, neck, and décolleté to a gleam that rivals the glint in a loving mother’s glass eye. Along with receiving this treatment and a glass of wine, customers relax during a one-hour Swedish massage and their hands dive into a cocoon of warm paraffin wax during the paraffin hand treatment.
The Spa at Bella Collina
The Spa at Bella Collina is a luxurious contradiction. Its massive welcoming area and stone-tiled courtyard are reminiscent of an Italian castle, but inside, therapists rejuvenate bodies with the latest and most popular spa techniques. The spa's personalized treatments rejuvenate clients in a private retreat nestled in the rolling hills near Lake Siena. Before their treatments, clients can slip into robes in the private locker room, then relax in a secluded courtyard graced with a trickling waterfall and a blacksmith who fashions cast-iron cucumbers. The staff provide visitors with a comprehensive and detailed menu of facials, body treatments, nailcare, hair services, and massage therapy.