irreconcilable disagreement, both parties take half. Grab a piece of the pie with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza, calzones, and more at Bella Pizza in South Windsor.

Bella Pizza loads its menu with thin-crust New York–style pizzas, calzones, salads, subs, wraps, and pasta—all made with classic Italian ingredients. Silence the stomach's grumbling and backhanded comments about your sweater with a starter of crispy fried clams ($5.25), or nosh on a dozen honey-barbecue buffalo wings ($6.95). Dough doyennes and dudes, meanwhile, can feast upon gourmet pies ranging from the small 12-inch ($10.95) to the party-size 24-inch ($24.95). The eggplant special's light blend of broccoli, olives, and ricotta balances the meat storm of Bella's house special, and the Hot Wheel flame-throwers unsuspecting taste buds with potent hot peppers and garlic. To keep one hand open for impromptu hadoukens, chow on a cheese calzone ($7.95) or a chicken-cutlet sub stuffed with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and cheese ($4.95). A slice of carrot cake completes the meal on a sweet, comfy note ($2.95).