A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pizza and Italian fare at Bella Pizzeria of Lady Lake.
Bella Pizzeria's dexterous dough sculptors cobble together a menu of pizzas and authentic Italian dishes using fine ingredients shipped in from Brooklyn and Italy. Diners can wrestle with their own personal pizza ($6.50) or call upon their local cross-stitch club to tackle larger sizes ($8.50–$39.50). They may choose from specialty topping combinations, such as Meat Lovers or barbecue, or craft an original garnish medley to demonstrate culinary creativity. Patrons who complement entrees with an order of garlic bread ($3.50–$5.50) can use any leftover garlic bread to pull off the tough feat of making friends on crowded elevators or in a football huddle. Hero sandwiches in several varieties ($6.50–$18.50) shush insubordinate stomachs, and a lasagna dinner ($9.50) graces tables briefly before inexplicably transforming into a marinara-stained plate.