Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with this Groupon: for $2,499, you get a complete Invisalign orthodontic treatment at Bella Smiles (a $6,000 value). The treatment includes:

• Full comprehensive exam with x-rays
• Full mouth impressions for Invisalign
• 6 to 15 months of Invisalign trays with follow-up appointments included<p>

Dr. Aseem Chawla, an Invisalign preferred provider and member of the American Dental Association, straightens serrations with Invisalign treatments customized to meet each client’s specific needs. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Throughout the treatment, patients return to Bella Smiles for routine checkup visits to ensure that teeth continue to settle into their new seats without complaint.

Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. The tray-fitting session and routine visits take place inside Bella Smiles’ modern offices, with contemporary artwork, subtle gray walls, and flat-screen televisions.