For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today’s Groupon to Bellagio Esthetic Beauty Center in Farmington Hills. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get six laser hair treatments on the chin, upper lip, sideburns, underarms, bikini line, neck, eyebrows, ears, or lower arms and hands (up to a $1,150 value).
• For $499, you get six laser hair treatments on the back, legs, chest, or arms (up to a $2,350 value).

The aestheticians at Bellagio Esthetic Beauty Center zap unwanted hair with a LightSheer Diode Laser to progressively reduce unwanted growth over the course of six sessions. Nimble technicians can streamline YMCA dance movements by smoothing underarms (a $700 value) or the lower arms and hands (a $1,150 value). Beams can also curve around faces to subtract fur from other small areas such as the chin (a $600 value), upper lip (a $450 value), and eyebrows (a $150 value), or help keep bodies eternally beach-ready by smoothing out a bikini line (a $900 value). Lasers can also pan across larger areas, ridding a client’s full legs (a $2,350 value) or chest (a $900 value) of unsightly follicle foliage.