What You'll Get
As with bubblegum or older brothers, stepping on a dirty carpet has exceedingly unpleasant repercussions. Strut your stuff with fibrous confidence with today's Groupon: for $69, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms from Beluga Cleaning (up to a $180 value). This Groupon is valid for areas within 25 miles of Stamford.
Beluga Cleaning's sunny scrubbing crews rid residential and commercial carpets of excess grime, returning worn walking surfaces to their formerly fluffy appearances with eco-friendly products. A three-room carpet cleaning ($0.30/sq. ft.) renews 600 square feet of floor coverings sullied by normal traffic, grimy shoes, and shortsighted spaghetti-stuffed-pillow fights. Dirt demolishers start by clearing away furniture (heavier pieces may garner a small fee), and then pre-treat funky fibers, reducing dirt to nanoparticles incapable of resisting the siren song of a robust vacuum. After a thorough steam cleaning and extraction, commercial fans speed up the drying process of both carpets and recently painted toenails.
Scrub-downs can take 1 to 1.5 hours and end with crew members inspecting each individual fiber to ensure they’re expertly coiffed into a cushy floor pompadour. Dissatisfied customers can call or dispatch a trusted carrier pigeon within 24 hours, and committed cleaners will promptly return to stomp out any remaining grime. Beluga Cleaning donates a portion of annual profits to save its namesake seafaring mammals. Additional charges will be applied for stains (up to $0.75/sq. ft.).
Beluga Cleaning offers its own small discount on carpet cleaning over $125.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for areas under 200 sq. ft. Extra fee for 25mi outside Stamford. Additional charge for high rises, protectant, stain removal and deodorize. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Beluga Cleaning
Beluga Cleaning dispatches insured and bonded cleaning crews that wield environmentally friendly products to clean domestic interiors that include carpets, upholstery, leather, and tile. The professionals follow a 50-point task list as they scour and scrub living areas, rendering surfaces shiny enough to throw out mirrors that insist on the fairness of an uppity stepdaughter. Specialized cleaning services treat leather couches or the grimy grout tucked between tiles, and Beluga Cleaning's 13-step carpet cleaning process leaves underfoot fibers cleaner and fluffier than a newborn cotton ball. In addition to using green cleaning products for all of its services, Beluga Cleaning donates a portion of its profits to Save the Whales to help the endangered mammals after which the company is named.