Fish are the deer of the water; the best fishermen know not to drive quickly down waterways at night, as they run the risk of a fish-crossing accident. Learn how to bag a bass sans crash with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a half-day fly-fishing lesson (a $150 value) from Ben Turpin Fly Fishing. Lessons take place either in Columbia, NJ or Hancock, NY.
As an Orvis-endorsed fly-fishing guide, Ben Turpin is a virtuoso of the rod and river. His classes utilize his masterful experience toward educating fledgling fishermen and adept anglers on how to cast with skill and precision. Each four-hour class educates prurient piscators on casting and insect identification. Classes are kept to a moderate 10-student size to ensure individual attention, and equipment is usually available and recommended for beginner rodmen, women, and Dennis Rodman. Equipment availability is limited, however, so it's best to inquire about what's in stock when scheduling the lesson.