Humanity's insatiable hunger for storage space fueled much of the colonial era and resulted in England burying South Africa under back issues of Crumpets Weekly that it just couldn't bring itself to throw away. Today's Groupon allows you to stop storing your mattress inside of another mattress for safekeeping: for $25, you get $75 worth of storage space at one of three My Austin Storage locations. In order to allocate sufficient square footage for one's valuables, sarcophagus collections, and sundry priceless junk, please choose one of the following location-specific Groupons:
- $25 for $75 worth of storage at Ben White Mini Storage
- $25 for $75 worth of storage at Mopac Self Storage
- $25 for $75 worth of storage at Pond Springs Mini Storage
All locations boast ample security features and personnel, so clients can sleep soundly knowing that their dollar-signed sacks of dirty laundry won't fall into the disappointed clutches of cartoon burglars. And if you're looking for a cool place to store a beloved chocolate monolith or snowman’s wife, the Mopac and Pond Springs locations have mastered the art of climate control. Though pricing varies slightly by location, basic stowing starts as low as $32 to $40 per month for a hall closet unit (25 square feet). For more info, check out the rates online for the Ben White, Mopac, and Pond Springs units.
As you browse My Austin Storage's cubic possibilities, keep in mind that if you rent a unit larger than 100 square feet, you can combine the value of up to two Groupons. In other words, for $50, you'll get $150 worth of storage superpower that will probably save your life or the life of your favorite couch.