Without burgers, pizzas, and appetizers to rouse them out of the comfort of their homes, humans would construct food pyramids in seclusion and yearn for a brighter future. Celebrate the dawning of the age of Pubquarius with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of burgers, wings, and American pub fare at Bender's Tavern in Greensboro.

Bender's Tavern's fun-loving atmosphere lures neighborhood revelers and anchors them in place by filling their stomachs with dishes from a mouthwatering menu of American pub fare. Share starters, such as the buffalo shrimp ($7.50) and the fried pickle chips ($3.50), or split a mexican pizza with grilled chicken and taco fixings, an American classic pizza with cheese and pepperoni, or a veggie pizza ($8 each) with a gang of hungry accomplices. Create the burger of your dreams by choosing a hamburger ($7), cheeseburger ($7.50), or turkey or veggie burger ($6.50) and customizing it with more than 15 toppings including lettuce, tomato, and pickle and more adventurous accouterments such as grilled onions, chili, and sauerkraut at no additional charge. The tavern's familiar atmosphere and friendly service make it a casual place to hang out with friends, play pool, catch a game on one of the many flat-screen TVs, or compare paper-airplane designs with fellow patrons. Bender's also offers karaoke, providing an opportune time to out–Shania Twain your friends.