Accidentally discovered during the boozy revelry of a Chinese pin factory’s New Year's party, acupuncture has since developed into both a potent alternative medicine and popular celebrity Jeopardy! category. Stay pain-free a pain-free way with today's Groupon to Bennett Acupuncture in Huntington Beach. Choose between the following options:
• For $39, you get a consultation and acupuncture treatment (a $120 value).
• For $199, you get five acupuncture face-lifts (a $750 value).
Boasting a PhD in oriental medicine, Dr. Stefanie Bennett leads her team of professionals in bestowing a bounty of herbal remedies and ancient acupuncture techniques on ailing patients. Pre-poke consultations bombard inquiring brains with insight into the effectiveness of holistic approaches while offering the chance to call out specific problem areas and the answers to unasked trivia questions. Melt away stress, reduce aches, and shirk insomnia as Dr. Bennett's slender, one-use needles poke 10–15 specific points on epidermal pincushions. Much like a lengthy tax lecture given in a room of children, serenity spears clear choked energy moats of pain-causing blockages as endorphins infused with soothing powers surf waves of tranquility.
Tighten mugs with face-firming lances during the acupuncture face-lift, where visages defy gravity as 10–30 quills, some attached to muscle-stimulating electricity, tickle expression canvases for approximately 30 minutes ($150 value/session). Needles encourage swells of moisture to help revitalize countenances from within, toning, smoothing, diminishing blemishes, and reconstructing eyebrow arches originally erected at ancient Roman salons. Acupuncture occasionally engenders minor, short-lived side effects.