Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $8, you get one Best Wash at Best Express Car Wash, located in The Highlands.
Best Express Car Wash purges tarnished terrestrial taxis of dirt, grime, and debris. Pamper four-wheeled friends with the Best Wash car cleanser (a $16 value), which sparkles horseless carriages in a multistep regimen, including a thorough presoak, spot-free rinse, and a bubbly undercarriage bathe that tickles the chassis until headlights shine and metal grills let out a newborn coo. Armed with Armor All products and a high-powered, touch-free wash system known only as Hanna XT, Best Express uses electronic sensors, high-velocity dryers, and Fragramatics vacuum cleaners to leave even the mangiest motorcrafts pure and polished in three minutes, without requiring you to step out of the car or hide inside the car's trunk.