Babies typically come wrapped in adorable live storks that are easily stained and notoriously difficult to shove into washing machines. Instead, dress your bundle of joy in more easily maintained threads with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of clothes, gear, and toys at Best for Babies in Silverton. Online shopping is available, and this Groupon is valid toward shipping. Besides one for themselves, customers may also purchase up to four additional Groupons as gifts for their fellow human-breeding hobbyists.
By keeping up-to-date on the latest product information and safety alerts, with regular input from a parent advisory team and IBM’s Deep Blue computer, Best for Babies ensures that it carries only the safest and highest-quality merchandise. Parents and pet owners who like to dress their four-legged friends in baby clothes can deck out their darlings with clothing such as New Jammies organic nap n’ play footies ($28), a Barefoot Dreams eco-heirloom cardigan ($50), or a stylish Alfonsi Venetis oilcloth smock ($25).
To carry around your baby’s many accessories—including her battery charger, car adapter, and extra arms—outfit yourself with gear such as the sturdy-yet-versatile Four Peas monkey lunch bag ($18). If your baby starts to look uncharacteristically sleepy or disinterested in the world around him, a toy such as Grady the Giraffe in a blue-flower splash ($16) or a Melissa & Doug make your own monster puppet ($25) will keep him entertained. Best for Babies’ helpful staff will be close at hand in case you need tips, suggestions, or navigation through the store’s massive inventory (its online shopping is even more extensive and contains slightly fewer doorway-clogging crowds of baby-admirers obsessed with pinching your offspring’s cheeks).
Like runway models, babies regularly throw fits, pop up in People magazine, and are notoriously difficult to dress. Best for Babies’ bevy of quality clothing will add pizzazz to any baby’s ketchup-smeared and crayon-altered wardrobe so that she’ll look stylish as well as teeth-grindingly cute.