What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $198, you get a BriteSmile teeth-whitening treatment at Bethesda Center for Family and Cosmetic Dentistry (a $625 value) in Bethesda.
Backed by more than 25 years of professional experience, Dr. Bernard L. Greenbaum, DDS coddles mouth bones with up-to-date technology in a comfort-focused environment. BriteSmile teeth whitening is an hour-long in-office procedure that strips away years of stains from coffee, tea, medication, and brushing with brownie batter to leave chompers as clean and sparkly as a freshly laundered ballroom dancer. The center's excellent customer service goes beyond housing friendly and accessible staff. The modern office keeps patients smiling with lavish amenities such as neck pillows, iPods, blankets, and DVDs with optional dentist commentary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Only natural teeth will bleach. Bonding, caps or crowns may need to be changed to match color. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.