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What You'll Get


Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $399, you get a consultation and three Zerona body-shaping treatments at Better Bodies in San Ramon (a $1,695 value).

Under the expert guidance of Dr. Thomas Vamvouris, the staff at Better Bodies harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipids can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides.

The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time, and technicians perform the three treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Oct 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Services must be used by 1 person. Appointment required. Must schedule first appointment by expiration date on your Groupon. May redeem across visits. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Better Bodies


Under the expert guidance of Dr. Thomas Vamvouris, the staff at Better Bodies has used the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology on more than 1,000 patients. This laser is designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, the staff operates the apparatus for 40 minutes, gliding low-light lasers over clients’ waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can exit the body. The disintegrated lipids can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process.

The noninvasive treatment used by the Better Bodies team requires minimal recovery time, and technicians perform a succession of sessions within 72 hours of one another. Their patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s effectiveness, just as lead boots decrease a hurdler's speed. Better Bodies also provides nutrition therapies, detox plans, and goal counseling that can help their clients sustain the results from Zerona treatments.

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