What You'll Get
Blood-hungry zompires and laser-whip-wielding robot overlords make for effective, if demanding, personal trainers—but they tend to be uninformed on the benefits of proper nutrition. Today’s Groupon lets you enjoy the comforts of a human-run facility. For $30, you get a 60-day membership and one personal-training session at Better Body’s Fitness Center (an up to $175 value). This Groupon is valid for new members or those who registered in the past six months.
Better Body’s 13,000 square feet of exercise equipment provide an opportune, non-intimidating arena for nurturing rock-hard arms and thumbs of steel. A plethora of dumbbells, recumbent bikes, step mills, elliptical steppers, and strength machines—as well as old-timey yet remarkably effective equipment like kettlebells, medicine balls, and handlebar-mustached strongmen—will facilitate a smooth transition from surfing channels to surfing the English Channel. Membership includes access to fun fitness classes such as yoga, Silver Sneakers, and turbo kick, which may turn members into fearsome, sonic-booming street fighters. Finally, you'll enjoy a session with one of Better Body's certified personal trainers, who will prove to be much more motivational than a treadmill that dangles a box of doughnuts just out of reach.
Fitness nurtures the mind and body, but it especially nurtures closet stashes of sleeveless shirts. At Better Body’s Fitness Center, members will not only practice their constitutional right to bare arms, they’ll do so with bicep-flashing pizzazz, just as pro bodybuilders and fitness enthusiasts alike have done since Better Body's opened more than 30 years ago. Your 60-day membership begins the day your Groupon is redeemed.
About Better Body's Fitness Center
Better Body's Fitness Center is never exclusive when it comes to exercise—the trainers believe that anyone from any background can pursue a healthier lifestyle at any age. The gym's studio pulses with team energy during group classes such as Core Strength, Zumba, and yoga that accommodate all experience levels, as well as Silver Sneakers training for seniors. On the workout floor, cardio machines and strength equipment—from brands such as Cybex, Hammer Strength, and Life Fitness—vie with free weights for muscles' attention by disguising themselves as unopenable jelly jars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 3, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Valid only for new members or those who registered in the past 6 months. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.