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$60 for a colon-hydrotherapy session (a $120 value)
- Noninvasive and relaxing treatment
- Purges body of impacted debris and toxins
- Can boost organ function and relieve pain
- Approximately 60-minute session
- May kick-start weight loss
- FDA-approved equipment
- Set in rural retreat with attentive staff
Between Two Worlds
Within a rural private retreat setting bordered by woodlands and a small pond, Between Two Worlds' holistic menders invest in stepwise therapies and meditative technologies in a quest to aid in fully balanced lifestyles and to unite physical and mental awareness. Massage sessions, tailored programs of personal training, and toxin-ousting treatments aim to bridge the cognitive gaps between mind and body. With a strict code of product standards, the center only uses and sells wellness materials that the company leaders have tested themselves for months in advance or that have been teleported from the future with a signed note of efficacy. Several therapies aim to unlock the brain's imaginative potential through the Dagaz visual sound system, which attempts to curb nonproductive thoughts with an immersive series of sounds and colors and to thereby reduce stress.